Pictures say 1000 words

Credit: Tamsin-Marie Photography


Walking away from all the bs.

Hand Placement

I don't know how else to put this.

Fellas:  I am not your girlfriend. Do not go for the "polite" a$$ grab during a "friendly" hug. Yes, I notice your strategic cuppage and that slight pause you take to gauge the chances of my wearing underwear. Knock it the f*ck off. Skootch that hand up five clicks to a lovely place called "The Friend Zone".




Cheers.

This Is A Terrible Idea

In his black wool winter coat, pressed button up, and khaki slacks, Quinto emerged out of the buzzing crowd, took the cigarette out of his mouth, looked me in the eye and with a surprising amount of sober sincerity considering the night's activities said to me, "I just want to go on record as saying that this is a bad idea. That's all." Waved himself off before replacing the cigarette between his lips and disappearing once more into the crowd.

Ever since then, before I make any obvious drunk and stupid decision, I hear Quinto's voice of reason, admit that he was as right as he would be now, and gracefully exit-stage-left the situation.


And then last night happened....and no amount of reason nor foresight could deter my determination....crap.

Product Placement.

Every time I log off of Facebook, I'm greeted with an ad from Match.com inviting me to meet local singles. All I can say at this point is, "Facebook, did my mother put you up to this?"

Charmed.

Text from one Casanova: Hey it's me - you still looking for a good lay tonight?


Just take a moment and let that reality sink in. Yea. That's what my love life has been reduced to. 


One charming mother f*cker, isn't he?

A Letter to the City Slickers

Dear sirs of the city: if you look weird, act weird, and come up to my shoulder, please do not approach me unless the first words out your mouth are, "I have her tab for the night, bartender."

First Date Inquiry

What's a polite way of telling him, "in case you turn out to be psychotic or boring, I want an escape plan in place. Let's take two cars and meet there."?

Street Crossing

Totes just watched a guy guide his girlfriend away from the street side as oncoming traffic approached and let her walk on the inside/storefront side of the sidewalk while she unknowingly gabs on about some nonsense. He then tenderly took her hand and watched for traffic as she continued to blather on as they crossed the street.


And yes, I'm balling my eyes out at the absolutely unnoticed but incredibly sweet gesture.

Skipping This Trend

So the newest thing, supposedly, is to recreate childhood pictures 20+ later. Unfortunately, I was very much "the naked baby" in my early years...so...yea. I guess I'll pass on this trend...

The Things We Do for Love

The morning radio personalities did a segment on things men should do for women out of love. The married DJ read off a list of small, but kind gestures men can do to show his girl that he loves her. One of those items is 'hold her purse'.

So to that end, kudos to the man holding the small, very pink Disney princesses purse for his young daughter.