Dear Caucasian Suitor,
When you confess to being, "Black where it counts," I sincerely hope you mean that you have a deeply rooted sense of pride in African American history as well as our true and positive culture, respect for "your" people-particularly for strong Black women as a whole and for those in matriarchal roles- and a great sense of rhythm and soul when you move to a beat.
Sincerely (not) yours,
This Cocoa Mocha-Latte (unamused) Mamacita