Something I think our forefathers had right and at times, let's face it, is totally justified into todays day and age.
Thusly, I bring you: Things People Should Be Flogged Publicly- A Wonderful, Ranting List of "Seriously." and "Seriously?!" F*cked-Uped Habits by Humanity.
No. 1:
Whilst driving: That one driver (most likely in a Prius, but occasionally in a Mini) who, bless him/her, has the 'nads to right-on-red turn into your lane, only to then proceed at a snail's pace.
[But wait, there's more]
Only to then, upon the next quick-yellow-to-red light, BLOW THE OBVIOUSLY RED LIGHT.
But why sir/madam? But. Why?
You're honor,
Petition for Public Flogging on these grounds.
