Novel idea for the gentlemen in the room

Novel idea fellas:

Just ask me out to dinner, ok? Please? Then make a run for my zipper. I'm not saying it'll be a sure thing, but can you take the gamble. Please?

Yeesh.

Coming to terms.

Coming to terms with the fact that what I find absolutely irresistibly attractive about you...what draws me to you like a dreamer to a starry night...what I can see a future with...what I find comforting and familiar and precisely what [I think] I want...is unfortunately over shadowed by your arrogance and insensitive nature.

Best I come to terms with this now before I make this mistake once more...

I didn't know better

In case you all were wondering, I didn't know better. I gave him a second shot, and I still hate even his imagined voice in my ear when I read his texts. Pretentious waste of my time.

*sigh*

Unwanted attempts.

I am so sorry, but your lips are not the lips I want to be pressing mine against right about now...

11:32pm, 11:33pm, 11:34pm...

Nope, no response yet....maybe if I check my phone at 11:35pm? How about 11:36pm? 11:37?

...gotta ask myself "what's the point?" I'm still gonna wait 3-6 minutes before I respond. You know, don't wanna seem too eager...

Ambiguous.

No idea if you were checking out my figure or my outfit...


Either way, please tell the wife I say "hi".

3 day rule

Dear boys who follow the "3 day" rule,

So do you mark it off on your calendars, count with your fingers, mark it in your phone with a reminder...

how do you all decide exactly when that third day hits? And why do you always wait for the 11th hour before sending that text [a text, really]? Is it the rush of almost missing the "3 day" rule and having to enter the "4 day" rule?

Just curious. Also, if I ever hear you complain about the games women play, I am popping you in your mouth and sending you to time-out.

-Regards.