"I don't want to be tied down"

Fellas, give it a try. You may actually like it.


                                            Plus, I don't want to be tied up before you're tied down.

Pretty Boy Says Dumb Sh*t.

He likes long, curly hair. Since I have relatively long, curly hair, that's been a plus. Until this happened:

"Ooo, she's got longer hair than you." His eyes follow her for a moment as he sips his drink before flashing me a coy smile and a "your move" look.

"Oh, honey, you don't want me to start comparing what's longer on my ex than on you." I quietly sip my drink and flash him a "checkmate" look.

Check, please?

"Maybe we should be just friends because my favorite thing to do is get a BJ on the drive down to the beach." He concluded with a smile.

[Look of utter embarrassed shock, I conclude to myself:] "And that is why you, sir, will be paying for my meal and will enjoy the rest of your night without me."

Dark Roast

Realizing I like my men how I like my coffee...


Strong....

                 Black....


                              Bold...
                      

                                            And gourmet...




He perks me right up, my Dark Roast.

Cage the Beast.

"Dag, you're so, so [gestures and strong arm push]. Like, why don't you just relax at let things happen organically?" He exclaimed.


"Because I know myself, and with no title and no agreed monogamy, I'm free to damage that pride of yours, dearest...."

Be Your Sweetheart

That guy I've seen around a few times. He is very dark and lovely. He is also dangerously charming....

D&L: [With a chuckle] "You're a sweetheart."

Me: [With a softened voice and 'the look'] "...in public."

Achilles' Heel

The way he smiles when he says my name~*~


                                                                                              It gets me every time~*~