Last time I pop this question.

My first, last, and only marriage proposal delivered over text:

Young Hot NYC Lawyer: Soft consonants are a hoot.

Me:...marry me? Please?

Young Hot NYC Lawyer: Hahahaha! Ha! Shite, that was funnier than a soft consonant.

Me: [laugh cry] Haha, awesome. You just laughed at my marriage proposal. Never trying that move again.

[Long a$$ torturous pause]

Me: and on that lovely note, good night!
[begins collecting the remains of her pride]

Young Hot NYC Lawyer: Night, night.

[Throws arms up and let's tattered remains scatter to the ground as she walks away and concludes, "fuck it."]