At an oyster bar downtown with a nice young man.
Youngin': Do you like oysters?
Me: [Grimaces, pauses, and replies with a smile] Mmmmm, I could maybe mussel through a few.
Youngin': [Politely chuckles.]
Waiter: [Dies a little bit more inside.]
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