He's no art critic

Showing DW pictures of finished works of art for which I had provided the nude figure. He comments, oh so profoundly on a Boch relief rendering of me sitting with my back to the artist:

DW: Hey, I remember that [grins]

Me: *sigh*

Nothing's more awkward...

Than forcing conversation with a one night stand...



....three weeks later.

His Pep Talk.

You know how your friends tell you, "don't worry about it, move on, you can do way better anyway," after a breakup, heart break, breakdown or whatever?

Am I the only one who really hopes his friends are telling him, "Nah, dude, you really messed up. She was the best you'll ever land. [shakes head] It is all down hill from here, bro. Damn shame, too, we all really liked her...probably liked you a little more because of her [sucks teeth, shakes head once more, and sighs] Damn shame."?

Rebound like a boss.

Just survived my first heartbreak. 


I got a bunch a sh*t done soon there after:
 *Enrolled in school again to pursue my MBA
 *Mended a budding relationship
 *Perfected my new found homemaker hobby
 *Celebrated life, love, etc. with my nearest and dearest friends



Either he didn't do it right, or my natural tendency to reject bull-isht sped up my recovery time. 



Either way-




I rebounded like a boss.

You're amazing

So what's the catch?

Bad gamble.

Really almost chose the joker over the Ace...

Monogomy makes a girl feel special...

Text conversation with Daddy Warbucks:

Me: So when we gonna hang out again?

DW: Idk, just been laying low this week.

Me: Same here. Cops after you, too? =P

DW: Nope, just talking with my ex. Supposed to be being good

Me [sees all my hopes and dreams of having a sugar daddy fly away once more out of reach]: Awwwwwww, good luck!

DW: I wanted to invite you over last night!!

Me [stunned]: I don't think that counts as being good...unless you were looking to play board games all night long haha [super uncomfortable text laugh]

DW: Headboard games count? >=P

Me [buries face into palms]: You're awful! Haha [awkward uncomfortable buffer laugh] I should be wishing her good luck!Well I only text you because I thought of you the other day. Best wishes to you both. Don't be a stranger when you become boring and monogamous! =P

DW: I'm so ready!!

Me [it's late, I don't respond, but I think, "Awwwww, that's so cute! He's ready to put is pimp cup down and be a one-woman's-man!"]

[The next morning, I check my phone. See a new text from DW. It reads:]

DW: For you...

Me [scowls and thinks]: *@^*^#@!^!?! Son. of. a....