Rando: Hello, remember me?
Me: [Super excited the really cute guy I met a while back and kind of called him a sleazy jerk trying to chase skirts- but tequila makes me honest so it was his fault for buying the first three rounds- begins to text him, then figures it would be a really good idea to check time sent...] *1:51am??*
[Sighs. Deletes text and phone number]
[Resolves to be single forever and order her crazy cat lady starter kit first thing in the morning.]
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