Dick Magnet.

Insightful conversation with my wise, blunt mother:

Me: "Not surprising, he turned out to be a jerk."

Ma: "Well, they do seem to find you attractive." Me: "Well, that's great, but wouldn't a nice guy find me attractive then, too?" Ma: "No, I mean, you seem to actually attract a$$ holes- like you're a magnet for them." Me: *sighs* [turns to leave room; starts thinking of pet cat names.]