Mass Texts

Ladies, great social experiment for you:

Mass text your guy friends. Just pick five (5) single, straight, guy friends who don't really see you "in that way" and mass text them something provocative. Doesn't even have to be a friend, he can be a "friend [*wink wink*]".

I once sent a mass text that read, "I'm drunk and horny, how is your night going?" just to a few friends and this fella I was talking to at the time. I got no response from any of them that night. BUT, not three weeks later when I was making plans to see the fella I was seeing, but not for adult play time, he protested in confusion and annoyance, "then what does 'I'm drunk and horny, how's your night going?' mean?"

I can assure you all, replying with, "I was simply letting you know how my night was going, and I was curious as to how your plans were unfolding that evening," wasn't the exact response he was looking for...