Text message conversation:
Young Hot Suitor: "You know, in the mean time, you could send me some sexy pics ;]"
Me: "Yea, that's not really my thing. Don't want my face and likeness out there in cyberspace, ya know?"
Young Hot Suitor: "Well, you don't have to show your face in the pics, obvi."
Me [thinks]: 'Right....because nothing makes me feel more special and different than knowing I am a faceless, unidentifiable topless photo in your library folder of topless chicks [brown edition, perhaps? at least then there would be some differentiation...]'
Me: "Yea, no deal."
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