Joys, cont.:

[Scene: phone conversation today with my pops] Me: "So how's your lady friend in Philly?" Pops: "Oh she's good. I like her; she gets me, ya know? Doesn't try to change me." Me: "Well Dad, years ago you told me 'for every ass there is a seat', and it looks like you've finally found your seat." Pops: [belly laughter]

 

See? Kids do listen.