Letters of recommendation, cont.:

Dear woman who flyered my car in the Halloween costume store parking lot earlier today,

I am still dressing in a slutty outfit, making a series of bad decisions, and exhibiting questionable behavior to celebrate Halloween. In the mean time. I will happily feed the homeless, show kindness to strangers, and practice my faith. Good luck with your soul-saving propaganda.

Regards,
A fellow Christian

 

[NB: This story happened back in October 2011]