Joys of Being Single, cont.:

[Scene: after posting a status update about wishing when a guy offers to teach me how to drive standard, he actually delivers on the lesson and asks for nothing more in return, I receive a text from a certain Casanova] Casanova: "I could teach you!" Me: "Haha idk- I've heard that line so often. I just want someone to teach me to drive standard. Lol or at least use a more direct line if he's just trying to score, ya know?" Casanova: "Lets f**k....." Me: "...Iiiiii'm gonna pretend like your phone was stolen briefly by a menacing friend just then..." Casanova: "Haha, I mean, worth a shot, right? So how 'bout it?" Me: "..." [deletes telephone number from my contact list and the Casanova from my life] *The End*