Love/Hate Letter:

Dear Delightful Yoga Instructor,

I hate you, you sadistic wench! How can you put good people through such a thorough and vigorous workout?! It's winter! Who's going to see my now flat, sexy abs you so graciously gave me through your routine last class? Who, I ask, WHO?!? Well I hope you're happy, because my tooshie looks fabulous after your leg work out you somehow squeezed into a gloriously revitalizing 45 minute session. AND I'm pretty sure I burned off 2lbs in the 24hrs since your class. You sicken me.

Regards,

KRenee

P.S. Are you teaching again during the lunch class tomorrow? Yes? Good, because I'll be there, you maniac.