Joys, cont.:

[Scene: Baking cookies out of the cookie dough I recently purchased. For those of you who find this outcome obvious, I'm going to safely assume you've either never been single or never been a girl. Either way I'll break it down for you: 

Alone and-

1) eating raw cookie dough from the package= sad, sad fatty moment

OR

2) eating freshly baked cookies= less sad and fat ass-y

 

Cheers.]