On career changes...

Ummmmmmm skimming Craigslist job postings just for kicks. I am blushing now, and here's why: "Young business man seeks attractive White, European, Spanish, or light skinned Black [hellz yea] female assistant [for] after hours adult oriented stress relieving meetings." It pays up to [wtf is this 'up to' business?!] $2,100/wk. That cheapo perv.