Fellas, I want you to ask yourselves how many times has using the phrase "well, as you say, '[repeats in a mocking tone some phrase the other party commonly uses in serious, adult situations-particularly when said party is trying to express genuine feelings]'...." end with your significant other turning to you and in all seriousness proclaim, "You know, dear, you're right! I'm sorry. Would you like a blow job?". I'll give you a second to recount all the times it never happened...
Stop. Kill that dream now. And cut that sh*t out.
Much obliged.
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