Letters of recommendation:

Dear Young Man with "a wonderful girlfriend back home",

Please break up with your girlfriend. You admitted to using the fact that you have a girlfriend to land other women. You chuckled as you remembered the infamous line, "but, you have a girlfriend," you hear time and time again before you "bump uglies" with said other chick. Please, seriously, do her the favor. No doubt you're already sterile anyway. Why string her heart along any further?

Sincerely yours,

This chick

P.S. You disgust me.