Poking in the dark.

Text conversation between me and Mr. Smarty Pants:

Me: In case you're still oblivious as to what I'm trying to hint here, let me translate for you: when it comes to dinner reservations and future dates, I respond well when the fella takes initiative and makes a move.

Mr. Smarty Pants: What move would that one be?

[Holds response in hopes he'll figure it out on his own]

Mr. Smarty Pants: I'll look for moves to make, but probably just going to be poking in the dark.

Me: Poking in the dark? Dinner better be A-mazing before you make any of those types of moves, my dear.





Oddly enough, he has since asked me to come over to his place for a delicious home-cooked meal prepared by his apt hands. I can only hope he is fully aware that one move should not immediately follow the other...there should be some time elapse...no one wants the mood ruined or performance weakened by indigestion or cramping. Just saying.