Text message conversation between me and a guy I met one night. He had come from work, and although his profession is not in education, he looked like a classic university professor- hence his nick name:
The Professor: In Hoboken.....Ugly fat girls..... =(
Me: Is this your way of saying you miss us small town ladies?
The Professor: I ended up finding a Levi Jeans model =)...Sucker for long legs
Me: Haha, thadda boy! Way to turn that frown upside down.
The Professor: She looked like you.
Me: In the sense that she too has breasts? In which case, I'm sure she and I could be twins! Lol.
[Long pause in his response.]
Me: You're not in trouble. No need to BS ;)
The Professor: She has your complexion. I must be advertising I need a little diversity. ;)
Me [thinks]: A billboard would be more appropriate at this point.
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