That moment when you see them together. They really are the perfect couple: loving, devoted, and compatible. She's gorgeous, you know this, and he couldn't be happier with any other soul on this earth, but still you yearn for what could never really be yours. That moment when, instead of accepting an unavoidable truth, that you are not the object of his heart's desire- that you could never take the place of his buxom beauty, in this moment of insecurity you jealously critique her appearance to salvage some sense of worth by saying, "Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt; it's sooo BIG!! I mean look at it; it's just so round and...out there!"
(The unofficial reason behind the opening of Sir Mix-a-lot's "I like big butts")
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