Ridiculously high standards

I've decided to filter out the hum-drum and the boring, the undeserving and the "are you serious?" candidates by having ridiculously high standards.



-I want our first over-night encounter to be like the one between Emma Stone's and Ryan Gosling's characters in Crazy, Stupid Love.

-He must be as ridiculously suave, wealthy, and entertaining as Ryan Gosling's character in Crazy, Stupid Love.

-He must have Ryan Gosling's build as it is showcased in the Dirty Dancing scene in Crazy, Stupid Love, but on a 6'2" or taller frame.

-He must be AT LEAST bilingual: French and/or Spanish preferred.

Yes, I'm watching Crazy, Stupid Love while writing this post.


*Addendum: Preferably not  of any immediate Canadian descent (no offense to my Canadian fans; I've just had bad experiences with your kind.)


Unfortunately, that last requirement knocks Ryan Gosling out of the running, but it also eliminates JBiebs, so it's worth it.

That is all.