Friday, September 13, 2013

Hand Placement

I don't know how else to put this.

Fellas:  I am not your girlfriend. Do not go for the "polite" a$$ grab during a "friendly" hug. Yes, I notice your strategic cuppage and that slight pause you take to gauge the chances of my wearing underwear. Knock it the f*ck off. Skootch that hand up five clicks to a lovely place called "The Friend Zone".




Cheers.

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