In hind sight, the subject matter wasn't exactly "bar talk" appropriate; nonetheless Quinto delivered a noteworthy pep talk about self-advancement and improvement. Unfortunately, he delivered this rousing speech in a packed bar during Sunday night football:
Quinto: "Just take a month off to be alone, ya know? Just be single for a little bit. Use your pile of vibrators to get you through the lonely nights and just be- and that guy was listening way too intently!"
[I glance behind me to meet the half open, fully drunk eyes of a keenly listening male attendee. He grumbles a few words, the clearest being "pile of vibrators?"]
Quinto: "See he's gonna try, not knowing he's gotta wait a full month!"
"He's got no chance," I interject.
Quinto: "No chance?"
[I shake my head 'no' and add]: "No need to string him along nor give him any false hope. Let's just squash that idea right now."
Quinto: "Ok, well, true and good he has no chance, but any other Roomba has to wait at least a month."
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