Things fell through with an older fella I was wasting time with earlier this year. Below is one of the highlights of the text-off. This is what I get for telling the truth, regardless of the consequences...
Text: "I thought you were a mature woman. Turns out your just a casual little girl..."
[Pause] [Cringe] [Then forgive the misuse of "your"]
[React]: "Didn't you send me a dick pic?!"
In his defense, said dick pic was as R rated as one could get with this kind of shot, but still. Keep it in your pants and off digital media, sir.
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