I'm a model and I have insecurities about my physical appearance. Let's review: I take my clothes off, put other people's on, and have other people take pictures of me while I pose in various studios and locations. That's what I do for kicks, and I have "fat" and "ugly" days.
You all have "fat", "old", "gray hair with WAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH product", "holding onto my waning glory days", "You're hoping my lack of coordination on the dance floor does not translate to my skills in the bedroom, when, truth be told, it only gets worse once I'm off my feet" years, and yet you can still confidently approach me with the assumption that I am dying to waste 5 minutes to a solid hour ignoring your aforementioned imperfections because my goodness, you are a Greek god.
Gross. Please remove yourself from my presence. Leave the drink you ordered me. It's proper libations.
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