So I'm too much of a chump to post my reaction on the online medium where I found this meme, so I'm doing it in the comfort of my own blog. Deal with it. It's the truth. It's not fair. I don't want to be the (metaphorical) bigger person here for a change. You fatties were mean to me. Viciously mean. How does it taste? Probably not as good as those pork rinds you used to freebase. Unhappy jerks.
"The real me wants to say, 'Thank you. #SkinnyGirlSwag.' The PC me wants to say, 'I think it's important to be happy with your being healthy.' But bump that, for real, I was tormented growing up. Tormented. Now I have to deal with sloppy, big chicks posting about their meals and work out plans. No one cares. Unless you're eating an endangered animal while performing fire dancing to live house music. No. One. Cares."
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