If last night was a good night:
Dear [insert your name],
I am sorry for [insert transgression]. I didn't mean to hurt you/your
[insert person, pet, and/or property]. I'm sure [he/she/it] will bounce
back in no time! Anyway, I hope we can still be [insert our relation].
Also, have you seen my pants?
Sincerely yours,
[My real name or alias I gave you last night]
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