Sunday, May 20, 2012

Murphy's Law:

[Scene: Wandering the streets of New York City on St. Paddy's Day this past March I stumble into an Irish pub and stumble upon a tall, pleasantly built, blond haired, bright blue-eyed, young man with a dazzling smile who turns out to be an intellectual property lawyer. After a few rounds, some unmistakable flirtation between the two of us, and in the mixed company of our friends- something amazing happens....] Young Lawyer [turns to me and in a low voice comments]: "You know what's so amazing and refreshing about you? Ok, yes, you're beautiful and you're attractive and you're fun to be around, but then you totally say intelligent and observant things that add to the conversation and it's just so- amazing!" Me [stunned, thinks]: 'Oh there's no way you're real...'

He eventually leaves with a tall, leggy brunette with broad shoulders and a 5 'o' clock shadow.

*sigh*

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