Letters of recommendation, cont.

Dear Older Married man who offered to "turn me out" one night after returning from the bar,

Offering to buy me Thi food while you are sober does not redeem you for the sins you committed while drunk and horny that night- you adulterous, goofy, clearly over compensating [and still not measuring up] scum of the earth. It did not happen then for a reason, and it surely wasn't because I as operating on an empty stomach. Go home, and try going alone for a change.

Sincerely out of your league no matter how much your net worth may be,

This chick